Eine Krähe hat mir einst den Satz des Pythagoras erklärt. #joke
Eine Krähe hat mir einst den Satz des Pythagoras erklärt. #joke
It's a real low point when your screen is so ancient that even in complete darkness, you have to light up the room just to see what's on it!
...Or maybe it's just my eyes
I made a java application. Every time I say a bad word during programming I press a button and a counter increases by one. I called it swear.jar #programming #humor #joke
‘𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝙻’
The real reason HAL 9000 couldn’t open the pod bay doors.
Holocaust Harris vs JDPon Don
Wife: "We have got that half finished Belgian detective film we could watch the end of, but I'm not sure there's time tonight."
Me: "Don't worry about it, it's not a Poiro-ity!"
A Tower of Hanoi (beer) in Hanoi, Vietnam.
Do the cans come in different sizes? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_of_Hanoi
#math #joke #fun
Bonus #Joke 1:
I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.
Bonus #Joke 2:
Did you hear about the over-educated circle?
It had 360°!
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
Deport Donold where he belongs… or at least where he does much less damage:
via @anae
If you prang a Mercedes Benz, you get a Mercedes Bent.
@JulieBrownskibeat moi je réorganise la baraque.
C'est photogénique des pieds pantouflés.
New fetish unlocked.
It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws.